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THE KEY

GOD'S PURPOSES ARE:-

DEMONSTRATED IN ISRAEL
ACTIVATED BY THE CROSS
MANIFESTED THROUGH THE CHURCH

Monday, 16 January 2012

THE PIT

A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.
A subjective person said, "I feel bad for you being in that pit."
An objective person said, "I knew someone would fall into the pit."
A Christian Scientist said, "You only think you're in a pit."
A Pharisee said, "Only bad people fall into a pit."
A legalist said, "You deserve that pit."
Buddha said, "You're pit is only a state of mind."
A realist said, "Now, that's a pit."
An optimist said, "Things could be worse."
A pessimist said, "Things are going to get worse."
An engineer calculated how to get him out of the pit.
A geologist told him to appreciate and study the pit.
The City inspector asked if he had a permit for the pit.
IRS wanted to know if he was paying taxes on his pit.
A politician avoided talking about the pit altogether
A mathematician calculated how he fell into the pit & the rate of his fall.
A News Reporter wanted the exclusive story on his pit fall.
A professor gave him a lecture on the principles of the pit.
A self-pitying person said, "You haven't seen anything until you've seen my pit."
Jesus saw the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit. 



3 comments:

  1. "Oh how I love Jesus!" ~~~ (song)
    He is the only one with the perfect answer...or in this case, the hand of help. Excellent Val.

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  2. You would probably be able to identify with a post I wrote some time ago about this same subject, no pit though but a ditch alongside a road.
    This post is the story of the good Samaritan with a few extra characters. All it takes is one helping hand, that's all.
    Blessings Val, Geoff.
    http://geoffmaritz.blogspot.com/2011/10/along-road-of-life.html A link to my post.

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